yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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