Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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