TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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