Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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