Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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