love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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