am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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