i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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