The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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