you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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