I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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