Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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