i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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