so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
