I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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