wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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