I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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