he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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