Don't you send me to vm
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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