I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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