it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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