it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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