Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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