I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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