Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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