We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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