p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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