Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Randomize
