but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
now i know why i became what i already was.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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