Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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