Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I want a musical about memes.
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