I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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