why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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