come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just want to make out with him forever
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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