also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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