Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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