He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
