I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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