Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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