Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Say something about gay babies.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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