Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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