first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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