what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Randomize
