i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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