Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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