This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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