how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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