Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
