we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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