she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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