Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
