She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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