Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
